Thursday, September 08, 2005

Sorry To Be A Bummer

Greetings, Gentle Readers,
I know things haven't been too entertaining here at The Corner lately, and I will be making an effort to be a bit less self-indulgent in the very near future. I know my own worries are insignificant compared to many these days, but they became overwhelming yesternight and this morning, and this blogging thing has quite the theraputic effect. So I thank you for your patience, and after a bit of emotional roadwork I promise to get back to the irreverence very soon.

And now I'll close with a joke:

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.
She said, ''Daddy, what is sex?''

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees.''

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.

Her father said, ''Why did you ask that question, honey?''

She replied, ''Mom told me to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a few sex.''

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