Huh?

Ok, I knew that as a parent the day would come when I would have to tell my daughter "Turn that damned noise down!" What I didn't expect was that a) that day would come so soon(she's only 7) and b) that the 'damned noise' is QVC! I just had to ask her to close the door to her room because the sound of them selling fake floral garlands was driving me nuts. And she has also in the recent past yelled at me for playing Green Day too loudly in the car. I keep expecting to see Rod Serling hovering around outside my house any day now. Normally warped realities are pretty cool, but this has me baffled. But just to be safe I'm locking up my credit cards tonight!