Sunday, August 10, 2008

S...so s.s..scared...


Hi, everyone. It's me, The Corner. Marius is away for the day, and I'm all by myself. It's creepy around here when he's gone. I keep hearing noises and stuff. I know it's just the sound of the Internet settling, and not some scaly, tentacled freak of nature coming to tear my RAM out and show it to me before my CPU shuts down, but it's still scary. Won't someone talk to me, please?

4 comments:

Alysoun said...

hush sweetie, it's ok..auntie alysoun will keep the gremlins away.

Purple Pigeon said...

Hey Corner. Sorry if i scared you when i came in, the door is quite creaky, you might want to get the boss to oil it.

This meat cleaver? No no, i was, er...just... trimming my finger nails...

flurrious said...

Don't be ridiculous. What's scarier? A scaly, tentacled freak of nature or you with all your gigabytes? Remember 2001: A Space Odyssey? You could totally kick HAL's ass. Rumor has it that he was a Commodore 64.

Monkey said...

Corner- distract yourself by telling us hilarious stories about Marius that he does not want us to know.