Saturday, February 23, 2008
There IS a God!
While I may have yet to experience that incredible pleasure of seeing some souped up drivetard who just cut me off get pulled over, I just read a news story that brings a warm glow to the cockles...or maybe in the sub-cockle area. Steve Warshak, creator of Enzyte male enhancement pills, has been found guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud and money laundering. I don't know if those of you outside the US have had to put up with the 'Smiling Bob' commercials, but they are among, if not the most annoying ads in history. Warshak's company is accused of swindling customers out of $100 million by manipulating credit card purchases, using misleading advertising, and a refusal to honor return requests. Former employees also say that they manufactured false doctor endorsements and customer satisfaction surveys. Warshak, and his mother Harriett, could face 20 years in prison and millions in fines. You can read the full story here.
I wonder if Steve will be upset if his cell mate used his product.