Sunday, May 13, 2007

Show Your ID Card To The Border Guard Part II

Dateline Nashville, Tennessee. It's December,2006, and an American Airlines flight makes an emergency landing after passengers and crew smell smoke in the cabin. The plane lands safely, and the source of the burning smell is uncovered. A female passenger, embarrassed by her continuous flatulence, has been lighting matches to cover the smell.

I love this country!!


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