Fully realizing the irony of my complaining here about Paris Hilton's so called ubiquity on the news, I'm going to do so again, although with a bit of gloating thrown in just because I can. Just in case you have missed the recent events, our beloved heiress, whose only talent I can fathom is a total lack of a gag reflex, is going to jail.
You know what, in trying to research this story so I can use pertinent details and accurate commentary I just threw up a little. I can't stand her so much that I can't even tolerate reading about her going to jail. I'll just pray that we get a 45 day reprieve from her, and can go on about our business.