Greetings, Gentle Readers, and welcome to some random thoughts.(well, perhaps 'thoughts' is too grandiose a term for what follows)
Not all who wander are lost, but many who wander and mumble while wearing aluminum foil on their heads are.
The phrase 'works like a dog' is complete bullshit.
The vapor that comes off of a block of dry ice is just sublime. (physics joke, sorry)
For the last time, the Peter Principle has nothing to do with natural male enhancement!
And while we are talking about big dicks, has anyone heard from Dick Cheney lately?
If you take a large enough dose of amphetamines while on Prozac you can actually pass between universes.
Life would be much less stressful if all eulogies started with a fart joke.
This entry is pretty lame, so I'm going to stop now. Please talk amongst yourselves.