Friday, January 23, 2009

Tech Support

I just received this in my in box:

Dear World:

We, the United States of America , your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service.
The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4.
Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you
for your patience and understanding,


Sincerely,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

6 comments:

Alysoun said...

Ok- That's just *perfect***.

MEK said...

We are pleased to be returning to a Democratic operating system. This one looks very forward thinking.

Jakob said...

Have their been any reported glitches. I heard the initial installation process had to be re-booted the next day.

Stinkypaw said...

If only it was that easy...

Kumar said...

That's fantastic! Someone needs an award for that.

celebhith said...

It's so good, I'm stealing it. Hey, fair's fair!Oh, and I love my word verification tonight: furpl! Furry purple?