Arr, shiver me timbers and hoist the mainsail, me hearties, for 'tis National Talk Like a Pirate Day. The day when all ye scurvy dogs and saucy wenches put gravel in yer guts, and booty on yer thoughts, and arr the day away. And if ye be a landlubber, and need some larnin of the pirate way, then ye'll be wantin to watch this...
Now be off with ye, lest I draw me cutlass and send ye t'Davey Jones. Arrrr!!!!