Can you fill this out without lying?
I stole...I mean borrowed this from Stinkypaw. Feel free to gank it yourself:
Last thing you drank?
That wondrous elixir of life, coffee.
Last store you went to?
Target...I needed new underwear due to losing more than 10 pounds lately.
Where was your default picture taken?
Two houses ago.
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
Um, that'd be the COA* I guess.
Can you play guitar hero?
Dunno, but I wail on the Rock Band drums.
Name someone that made you laugh today?
The only creatures I've interacted with so far are the Kitties-O-The-Apocalypse, and they haven't told any jokes yet.
When was the last time you saw your best friend?
It has been waaaaay too long.
How late did you stay up last night?
11:30 or so.
You could move somewhere else, would you?
In a heartbeat!(England, Australia, The Carolinas)
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Not sure, actually. Most of my close friends live within 1-4 hours of me.
Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Most of mine are.
Do you like calling or texting better?
Texting. It's quicker.
How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
It exists, people drink it, but I have no emotional reaction to it whatsoever.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
When my mom died.
Where is your biological father right now?
Supposedly in a cemetery in Massachusetts, but I've never been there so I don't know for certain.
Where are you at right now?
What bed did you sleep in last night?
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, my wife got some groceries I needed yesterday.
Who took your profile picture?
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Some of the cast of Call of the Wild
Was yesterday better than today?
As I've only experienced about an hour of today I cannot tell.
Can you live a day without TV?
I have many times.
Are you mad about anything?
When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
Must we dwell on the negative?
Are you a bad influence?
I used to be, now I seem to have stumbled into role model territory, and I'm not so sure that's a good thing.
Night out or night in?
A night out would be welcomed.
Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?
These are not mutually exclusive, therefore the question is invalid. Please hang up and try your call again.
What items could you not go without during the day?
When was the last time you were in the hospital?
I picked up my wife two days ago from one.
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
What does the last text message in your inbox say?
Buy more minutes!
How do you feel about your life right now?
How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
3 or 4, I guess.
Do you hate anyone?
If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
Emails, what would you expect to find?
Last person you talked to on the phone?
Can you easily tell if someone’s fake?
You mean like mannequins or wax statues? Sure.
How's your heart?
Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Yeah, I'm a boring old man now.
Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Not to my face.
What song is stuck in your head?
Deceiver by Disturbed
Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be?
Either Superman or Spiderman, since the bedroom is on the second floor.
Wanna have kids before you’re 30?
Too late for that!
Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Same thing I do every day...try to take over the world!
Can you whistle?
Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
What gets in your way of your sleeping?
Are your eyes the same color as your mom's or dad's?
My mom's, I think.
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Do you think too much or too little?
It depends on the situation, but usually too much.
Do you smile a lot?
Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?
You sure are obsessed with my cell phone. Do you work for Verizon or something?
Are you happy with your life?
Can you handle the truth?
Even if I can't, I need it.
Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
AHAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious!
What was the last book you read?
Dracula the Undead, by Dacre Stoker
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
Not in the least.
Is there something you usually wear?
You mean besides the Mickey Mouse three-fingered gloves?
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Did you have an exciting last weekend?
I wouldn't call it exciting, but it was eventful.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Do you like yourself?
Are you wearing a bracelet?
Don't own one.
Are you an emotional person?
I can be
What's something that can always make you feel better?
Will this weekend be a good one?
Ask me on Monday
Have you ever worn the opposite gender's clothing?
I'm just seven hours old, truly beautiful to behold, and somebody should be told, my libido hasn't been controlled...
Look behind you, what do you see?
Have you ever worked in a food place?
I did my time in Purgatory during my 2.5 year stint at Taco Viva in the 80s.
What would you name your future daughter?
Luthien Tinuvial...that's why my wife will handle that occurrence should it arise.
Any summer plans for 2011?
Nothing confirmed yet.
Did you lie on any of your answers?