Sunday, November 13, 2005

Fanta-sms

For the record, I do not wanna, wanna Fanta!! Leave it to Madison Avenue to take four hot models/actresses and make them so annoying that I want to pull an Oedipus every time one of those commercials comes on. And if you don't know who The Fantanas are, take this warning: destroy your televison, burn your radio, find the nearest cave or bomb shelter and wall yourself into it, for once that thrice-cursed refrain gets into your brain it will echo around inside your skull until you long for the sweet silence of the grave. And what makes it worse, Fanta sucks!


Ok, I feel a little better now.

do you wanna,wanna Fanta, do you wanna, wanna Fanta,do you wanna,wanna Fanta, do you wanna, wanna Fanta,do you wanna,wanna Fanta, do you wanna, wanna Fanta,do you wanna,wanna Fanta, do you wanna, wanna Fanta,do you wanna,wanna Fanta, do you wanna, wanna Fanta,do you wanna,wanna Fanta, do you wanna, wanna Fanta

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

4 comments:

Akasha said...

Thanks a lot -- now I've got that idiotic song in my head!! :x

pikaresque said...

Maybe if they (the FANTAS)would take a drink of that nasty shit they wouldn't be so GD happy to prance around annoying the rest of us.
But it still isn't as bad as the ERECTILE DISFUNCTION commercial!

Maybe they could combine them...
Wanna Hard-on?
Dontcha Wanna?
Wanna Hard-On?
Dontcha Wanna?
LaLaLaLalaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa

Marius said...

Ok, now I'm laughing and peeing myself.

Heather said...

I must not be watching enough TV.

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