Arrr, Good Intentions Be The Way to Davey Jones

Avast, ye lubbers! 'Twas truly my aim to run up the Jolly Blogger yestereve, but me plans were scuttled by me own capricious nature, and I found m'self weary and drowsing afore I could put keyboard to Blogspot. But never ye fear, me lads and lasses, for on this, Talk Like a Pirate Day 2008, I'll not let ye down. Feast yer eyes 'pon these paragons of piratetude. Ahoy, and may the wind be at yer backs!!